1 I love coming up with brand new cliches and non contradictory oxymorons.
2 I’m a chain-gumchewer; I go through like two packs a day.
3 I’ve always (since this afternoon) wanted to leave a piece of string in my ear for a year, let a nice ball of wax form on it, then pull it out and keep it.
4 I think that th lttr ‘e‘ has bcom trit from ovrus, so I try not to ovrdo it.
5 I never do my share of the pushing when I’m in a revolving door with other people.
6 I hate it when I miss my gum with my teeth and strangers think I’m biting at them.
8 I hate it when people tell you how many words they’re about to tell you.
9 I hate it when sentences of mine inadvertently rhyme.
10 As he walked along the garden path sentence continued to confuse him.
11 I don’t like words that can’t be pronounced when you emphasize them by repeating a letter – like bet (bbbbbbet/beeeeeet/betttttt).
12 It’s time bands realize that iPods have made hidden tracks a lot less hidden.
13 I think it’s cute when (old) people ding to ‘request’ a stop at a subway station.
14 The most disappointing thing in the world is when a Facebook notification turns out to only be someone else liking a status that you liked.
15 It’s funny when people lean forward in their chair to let someone pass instead of actually moving it.
16 A subject without a predicate.
16 I’ve seen way too many videos of Harry and Ron getting it on (see #9) while looking for clips of Slash on YouTube.
17 .the things I do seem ssa a lot of the timE
18 I wish ‘high going mono’ was a more useful sentence so I could type it using T9.
19 I’ve realized that grilled cheese sandwiches are just sandwiches without toppings.
20 It’s funny how rarely “not to be racist” isn’t followed up by something that is racist.
21 I like phrases like “you are not” that allow for personal expression in choice of conjugation: either you aren’t or you’re not.
22 Warning: This might ruin rap for you. Highlight inside of the asterisks if you want to go on anyway. *Listen to this song and try NOT to notice how obvious the sound of Kanye breathing is.*
to be continued…